Sept. 17

New Year's day in Japan,

I go to KFC and buy a family bucket with poutine.

(I swear I've had KFC only like 4 times in my entire life)

My family's having some nice traditional jp food at the table,

but I eat the whole bucket of fried chicken.

I go to the washroom and throw up.

Somehow my mom is in early 30s.

She's wearing a pink kimono, looking pretty.